Greetings and salutations

This is my standard greeting to other humans in public, “greetings and salutations” my standard response to how are you is “absolutely fantastic thank you”. Now when both of these incredibly well crafted social interaction phrases are used in conjunction, they almost always elicits more genuine responses from the recipient. Just to make it clear I am 6 foot tall weigh about 175 have short white hair and in public I always have a black bowler hat on and a tie die shirt, hoody. I stick out in public, people remember me, when my bride Ms. Vickie accompanies me in public wearing the company uniform (tie dye) we always get surprised reactions and complements. so stay weird. Peace